The Posh Rat Funny Bedtime Story Cover

The Posh Rat

Original rhyme    4-10 yrs    5 mins  •  4.9/5

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The Posh Rat

In London, once, there may have been,

The poshest rat you’ve ever seen.

I’m told that he would often go,

To buy his suits from Saville Row.

He was immaculately dressed,

His trousers always neatly pressed.

A crisp white shirt, a pink bow tie,

A monocle in his left eye,

And, tailored (with their own motif),

His stripy pants and handkerchief.

the posh rat with bowler hat and cane

He’d wax his tail and comb his hair,

Then step into a brand new pair,

Of gleaming handmade leather boots,

(The perfect match for his posh suits).

He’d don his black top hat and cane,

Then briskly stroll to catch his train.

He’d take the Piccadilly line,

To Knightsbridge station where he’d dine,

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