Schnitzel Animated Cover Cover
Left arrow
Schnitzel Animated Cover Cover
Left arrow


We all were scratching at our fleas

When Tank walked in, the gang’s “Big Cheese.”

He spat out both his doggy chews

Then said, “I’ve got some lousy news:

Schnitzel’s gone to jail! So now

We’ve got to get him out somehow!”

four dogs sit in a circle around a wet bone. A bulldog looking dog wears an army helmet.

We knew we had hard work ahead,

The four of us in that old shed:

Dingo, Moxie, Tank and me,

Four stray dogs who loved to be free

But Schnitzel, collared, bound and tagged,

Was last seen yelping, being dragged

To a place called “The Last Resort.”

We howled when we heard this report!

The four dogs all imagine a sausage dog with their legs tied together.

On learning how our fellow stray

Had gotten caught and put away

We knew – without a single doubt – 

That he’d want us to break him out!

We huddled up and made a plan:

Tank said he would drive the van.

“Well,” I said, “a problem here

Is that we’re dogs. How will you steer?”

“Drat,” said Tank, “We’ll take the bus.

Dingo - get some tickets for us.”

A hand holding four red tickets.

Dingo briskly wagged his tail.

Then I made maps that showed the jail.

Since Tank’s a whiz at picking locks,

And Moxie’s tops at chewing socks,

We figured we were just the pack

To bring our friend, ol’ Schnitzel, back.

I made us the best disguises:

Moustaches in different sizes!

We snuck in without a hitch.

One room contained our friend...but which?

We all tried not to show our fear.

And then: “Hey guys! He’s over here!”

The four dogs peaking through a door. All are wearing black moustache.

But what was this? We were confused

For Schnitzel didn’t seem abused.

The mutt had cushions in this place,

And an oatmeal facial on his face!

Schnitzel gave us all a tour:

The mudbath and the “pawdicure.”

A big steak lunch? This was bizarre!

This wasn’t jail, it was...a spa!

Schnitzel lying down with a face mask, eating grapes on a pile of pillows.

“Hey, guys,” he said. “You look so vexed.

Stay a bit, dog yoga’s next.”

We had it wrong!  We came up short!

This place was just a pet resort!

So, Schnitzel didn’t want to flee.

“I’m done,” he said, “with being free.

To always fret ‘bout being fed?

And shivering in some old shed?”

And so we left him. “See ya, guys!”

He woofed — cucumbers on his eyes.

The four dogs relaxing and playing in a shed.

Back to our shed and doggy chews.

But you won’t hear us bark the blues:

Maybe lunches aren’t so fancy.

Maybe life’s a bit more chancy.

But at least we aren’t tied down.

A leash would only make us frown!

Dingo, Moxie, Tank and me

We don’t have much...but we are free!

The End

Literacy crisis appeal
Help us support children in need
More storieschevron-icon
Animated Cover The Grand Old Duke Of York Nursery Rhyme Cover
Bedtime Story, The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz Animated Cover Cover
Animated Cinderella bedtime story kids book cover Cover
A Pat-A-Cake Pat-A-Cake Baker's Man Nursery Rhyme Animated Cover Cover
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Animated Cover Cover
The Twelve Dancing Princesses Animated Cover Cover
Animated puss in boots bedtime story children's book cover Cover
The Selfish Giant Animated Cover Cover
Animated Kentucky Fried Chicken Bedtime Story Cover Cover
The Shepherd Boy And The Wolf Animated Cover Cover
Weirdlife Series Cover Cover
Animated Goldilocks And The Three Bears bedtime story children's book cover Cover

Can you read the Schnitzel rhyme for free?

Yes! You can read this popular rhyming poem for free. We felt that there weren’t enough high quality stories and poems for kids that were free, so we decided to change that with the Sooper Books rhyming poems category.

Is there a version of the Schnitzel rhyme read aloud?

You can choose to experience this rhyming poem read aloud or you can read it yourself.