[Rhyme] What are you having for lunch today?
What are you having for lunch today? đŠ
So what is it about the prawn,
That gives a sandwich so much brawn,
And jumps it up the lunchtime chart,
And into this fine nationâs heart?
And may I please just stop to praise,
Whoever added mayonnaise,
This was, without a single doubt,
An utterly triumphant shout,
And, as inventions go, it FAR,
Exceeds the modern motor car,
Or wheels or electricity,
Prawn mayo wins hands down for me.
It fuels the nationâs hungry tums,
And satisfies âtil nighttime comes,
And what else, tell me, lets you dine,
For only one pound fifty nine,
And makes you feel a little posh,
While munching on your lunchtime nosh?
Thatâs if, of course, you choose to go,
To lidl, aldi or Tesco,
But if you go to M&S,
Expect to pay four quid (no less).
And if youâre local is Waitrose,
Just guess the price (who frankly knows).Â
Oh look, it's time for lunch. Hooray!
Three guesses what Iâll pick today,
The sandwich on my mind since dawn,
Oh, flip a duck.... theyâre out of prawn!